We were billed as Football Titans in Miramar (Little Kingston), but we looked more the Red Stripe All Stars when Jamaica College Alumni and the George's College Alumni battled (talk about hyperbole) at Silver Shores Park on April 1, 2006. Although the reunion served its purpose in honoring the legacy of Dennis Ziadie, (St. George’s alumnus and coach of legendary JC football teams) it also reunited old friends and teammates, and was a lot of fun--it would have been more fun if we had won.Some of the former cheerleaders from St. Andrew’s, Alpha Academy, and Immaculate Conception High School (I Can’t Have Sex) livened up the afternoon by cheering from the bleachers. One young lady (she will always be young and always a lady) said watching me play was like watching “poetry in motion”. (Ah, those Catholic girls. God bless their hearts—and everywhere else.) Still, I don’t know what she meant. I only played for ten minutes. (Watch it!)It was a great afternoon and it was good to see Johnny Chang, Slick Lawson, Nix, Jimmy Sinclair, Steve-o, Woody, and all the idren (give thanks to Xavier Murphy of Jamaicans.com and JC alumnus for the picture) who used to kick ball at JC and Mona. We may be losing our hair and gaining bellies, but it’s all good.The two great things that going to JC taught us were camaraderie and loyalty, and though we have all taken different paths and lived in different places and spaces, we remain true ballers.
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About thirty-seven years ago after I passed the Common Entrance Exams and won a scholarship to Jamaica College (which I tell my children was like attending Hogwart’s, but without the magic), I landed in Murray House with Keith “Doghead” Brown and Eroll “Macky D” McDonald. Both of them decided that I needed a nickname because so many people mispronounced my last name, Philp, by calling me Phillip or Phillips.
They had tried many names, but none ever stuck for long. They’d even tried “Satchmo” because in the grand Jamaica College tradition, all first form boys if asked to sing a song by any boy in a form above them, would have to, upon pain of candle greasing or any other torture that the boys in the upper school could devise, sing a song. I made the process into a joke and sang “Hello, Dolly” by Louis “Satchmo” Armstrong. So, for a while, I was known as “Satchmo”. But for Macky D and Doghead this was not enough.
But then, we were given an assignment by our history teacher to write an essay and draw a map of an imaginary island in the Caribbean while using what we had learned about the Arawaks and Caribs. If I remember correctly, I was bored with the assignment, and by then, my fascination with Rastas was already beginning to grow. I drew my island in the shape of a Rastaman in profile (like the back cover of Bob Marley's, Burnin’) and my island had the Arawaks and Caribs fishing in the Herbific Ocean, planting cassava on the Ganja Plains under Splifftiferous Mountains. (I was not smoking the weed. My Seventh day Adventist/Jehovah’s Witness mother would have disowned me.) My history teacher was not amused. At least, not publicly. She gave me a “D."
Doghead and Macky D loved it and dubbed me, Herbert Spliffington, Esq. The name caught on like wildfire, and soon Jimmy Carnegie, Assistant Principal of JC, was calling me “Herbie”. When I began playing football, I began to be known as “Little Herbs,” so I would not be confused with our star forward, Herbie Nelson. Of course, this led to other complications when Rasta became popular in Jamaica and some began calling me, JahGeoff, in true Twelve Tribes of Israel style. The only person who resisted calling me all these names was Alvin “Seeco” Patterson, who insisted that my true-true name was “Brown Man” and never called me anything else when we used to play football down at Island House. Of course, this all became fodder for my novel, Benjamin, My Son and the protagonist's quest for identity.
My football friends, however, remained with the name, “Herbert Spliffington,” and sometimes young ladies called my house and asked to speak with “Herbert Phillips”. My mother hung up the phone on them. She didn’t know any Herbert Phillips, or Herbie. She had named her son, Geoffrey.
She should have heard what my domino playing friends were calling me.
We were billed as Football Titans in Miramar (Little Kingston), but we looked more the Red Stripe All Stars when Jamaica College Alumni and the George's College Alumni battled (talk about hyperbole) at Silver Shores Park on April 1, 2006. Although the reunion served its purpose in honoring the legacy of Dennis Ziadie, (St. George’s alumnus and coach of legendary JC football teams) it also reunited old friends and teammates, and was a lot of fun--it would have been more fun if we had won.
