Blogger is my platform; I shall not want readers.
It maketh me revenue in pastures of AdSense;
It leadeth me beside the still waters of Page CTR,
It restoreth my Page Rank.
It leadeth me in the paths of righteous html for W3C's sake.
Yea, though I click through pages in the shadow of spam, I will fear no malware,
For McAfee art with me; Blogger's Terms of Service, they comfort me.
Blogger preparest banners and gadgets before me in the presence of mine WordPress enemies:
Blogger anointest my site with ads; my Page Impressions runneth over.
Surely subscribers and advertisers shall follow me for the life of this blog,
And I will dwell in the house of Google forever.
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