President Obama @ Miami Dade College
Okay, I was wrong about the President Obama’s poker skills.
He ordered the "hit" on Osama bin Laden on Friday morning, toured Alabama, gave our commencement speech at Miami Dade College, and a day later, he was cracking jokes at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
This one, aimed at Donald Trump, was especially telling:
This one, aimed at Donald Trump, was especially telling:
But all kidding aside, obviously, we all know about your credentials and breadth of experience. For example -- no, seriously, just recently, in an episode of Celebrity Apprentice -- at the steakhouse, the men's cooking team cooking did not impress the judges from Omaha Steaks. And there was a lot of blame to go around. But you, Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership. And so ultimately, you didn't blame Lil' Jon or Meatloaf. You fired Gary Busey. And these are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night. Well handled, sir. Well handled.
His name isn’t Barack Hussein Obama. It’s Barack “Corleone” Obama.
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